What if i told you that the heavy fuzzy distortion tones you've be yearning for are just a dual opamp and a handfull of resistors, capacitors and diodes away?
If you solder all of them on this aesthetically pleasing PCB you will get a clone of the Cream Puff by the legendary Frantone.
And just look at how symmetric this board is laid out.
I see you symmetry weirdos.
Demo Video (Thanks Patrick)
You can also get this as a kit from Musiking here